PSA: Don't drink and drive! Change your drinking habits for the better!
I motivate you with a rally speech before you storm Area 51
I give you a surprise because work was awful today for you
Don't be embarrassed about your past! My time potato can fix it
I invite fellow Pornhub friends to play DnD with me
I drink water instead of creep slide into DMs when thirsty
I protect cute Wooloo Pokemon from rule 34
I give you a reason to celebrate and be happy
I baked some cookies for the janitor as a thank you
Sexy cosplayer play just dance with clothes on. Family friendly content.
I clean your clothes after an intense love making last night
I show up to a birthday party when no one else came
I teach you how to bake a cake while rustling my jimmies.
I seduce you with toilet paper and invite you to "quarantine and chill"
Lovely chunky fluff Cheese says hi everyone!
Silly anxiety gets in your way, that’s why I’m here for you (for Lily)
I pack extra lunches for students that can't afford lunch
A jojo's guide to washing your hands #SCRUBHUB
I trim your armor for free, no ERP needed. You can trust me ✌
I read a bed time story for my niece to help her go to bed
I help my babysitter with money problems, but refuse her sex advances
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1101 - A Lego sweeper is better than a cock sucker!
Adventures of my doggo and I. Fellow dog owners can relate
I encourage my male student to join the cooking club
I delete my friend's browser history as his last dying request
I buy lunch for my Bro because I love him platonically (Hi Steve n Tevin)
#trashbag challenge is nice, but let's recycle our plastic too!
I check in on my friend No Sauce who struggles with mental illness
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1104 - Super sexy Lego roll roller (barely legal)
I buy lemonade from a lemonade stand. Helping the community.
I bet you one pizza you won't click on this
2019 is almost over, keep going, I believe in you! You can do it
I help you find diamonds in Minecraft
Area 51 Raid Talks With WholesomeTofu (LITTLE BIT LAGGY SORRY :D)
I give you a virtual hug because we all just need some love
I shower with my clothes on because I have morals. Very hot and steamy.
I support your decision to quit smoking and help
Every man's dream: a Lego bed
I comfort you during an intense heartbreak over a relationship
Just breath, it'll be okay (for yeahboiii6669)
Trouble? I sing you back to bed
I assure you it's okay to keep practicing your instrument
I buy condoms to practice safe sex
I invite a girl over to respect her, almost caught by mom
I tell you the words you need to hear
I give you a daily confidence speech about your appearance
I bring you something to drink because you have migraines
I'm proud of you for trying to better your life (For Ely)
I offer my cute chunky fluff to the community
I beat my meat on camera. Raw and No lube.
I toss salad for the first time and encourage all of you to try it too!
You're a hero to someone, I promise ✌ Continue doing your best!
I write descriptions so they can get taken care of
Let’s raise money together for RAINN, a charity organization!
I go to the gym with you because you're self-conscious
I help you carry groceries so you don't hurt yourself
I eat a banana normally. That's all. Nothing Suggestive.
I assure you that curly hair is attractive no matter what (For Estanna)
I sing and wish you a happy birthday for everyone out there
Happily married with your best friend every night
I learn to juggle because it makes someone happy
I build legos with LegoHub and engage in heartfelt conversations
I sit next to you on the train, but I don't you.
I bought a Lego spoon and a Lego fork and that made my day!
Stepbrother reads you a bed time story and helps you go to bed
I befriend the new co-worker and invite for lunch because I can
I take care of you, help you get better when you're sick.
If you believe in Santa, then you can believe in yourself!
Take a rest and stargaze the moon with me as I gently whisper positivity
Self-image issues? Feel like a potato? I explain why potatoes are sexy AF
I offer to become your project partner in class because you're shy
I wipe down at the gym after an intense workout. No excuses
I drive you to school when you missed the bus